:: hold your butts ::
daves-applejuice:

sextuhsy:

Coral blue number 2 semi-gloss lipstick

daves-applejuice:

sextuhsy:

Coral blue number 2 semi-gloss lipstick

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hotwinger:

"Cartoons are for children."

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oldyellowtricks:

how am i supposed to express my feelings if i can’t use kawaii faces in real life (◕︵◕)

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guy:

when someone keeps trying to take a pic of u when u already said no

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harryedward:

“who could scroll past this” me

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Jake from State Farm

barclaysoldblog:

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plantbased-princess:

ana-sthetic:

"Don’t say you hate your fam-" No.

"Omg you should love your fami-" No.

"Be grateful they’re your famil-" No.

If you have been bullied, hit, teased, put down, hurt, lied to, or hated by your own family; you don’t need to justify how you feel. You don’t need to explain yourself. You are allowed to hate a family member or dislike a family member if they’ve given you a reason to.

this is so fucking important

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iguanabones:

first date ideas: show your date to everybody in town… wearing a salmon suit

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thepacificrimjob:

vanillastopbath:

thepacificrimjob:

back when i was in community college my teacher told us the story of a girl in his class who wanted to have sex with her boyfriend but they didnt have any lube so they used mayonnaise. fast forward a couple of days and she’s getting random orgasms during class and driving places so she goes to the doctor and they check her out and guess what they found

guess

okay ill tell you it was maggots. maggots were in her vagina giving her orgasms. 

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